Basketball Tuesday
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Basketball Tuesday
When: Tuesday 6:00 P.M.
Where: Stadium Chapel
How: Bounce a ball up and down a court, passing the ball between your teammates, and guarding it from opposing players, while trying to shoot the ball through a region above the hoop, so that it passes through the hoop into the region below, without physically injuring yourself, teammates, or opponents.
Why: Because we like you
Who: All humans, male and female, of the BYU 76th Ward
This is coed basketball. We’ll be dividing you up into teams of 3 or 4, which may include either boys or girls, or perhaps even both. No gambling will occur in this event, nor betting on any games, as to preserve the sanctity of the game, and to ensure that all players will play for the higher purpose of the furthering of the game of Basketball, and not for the lower debasing intent of gaining filthy lucre. Any players caught gambling will be suspended from church ball for life, and shall never be considered for the Hall of Fame.
We beg of you to pardon the lack of facts in this flyer. The administrative officers of the 76th Ward Flyers were extremely swamped with recreational activities with family, friends, and foes, so the usual quality and fact finding performed by them to enhance your knowledge and enrich your overall learning experiences has been sacrificed for the main goal of flyers, which is to inform you of activities. We plead for your forgiveness, and solemnly swear to not shirk our duties in future flyers. If we do so, you may beat all of us with a paper lunch sack. Don’t laugh—paper lunch sacks are scary!!
Basketball Tuesday
When: Tuesday 6:00 P.M.
Where: Stadium Chapel
How: Bounce a ball up and down a court, passing the ball between your teammates, and guarding it from opposing players, while trying to shoot the ball through a region above the hoop, so that it passes through the hoop into the region below, without physically injuring yourself, teammates, or opponents.
Why: Because we like you
Who: All humans, male and female, of the BYU 76th Ward
This is coed basketball. We’ll be dividing you up into teams of 3 or 4, which may include either boys or girls, or perhaps even both. No gambling will occur in this event, nor betting on any games, as to preserve the sanctity of the game, and to ensure that all players will play for the higher purpose of the furthering of the game of Basketball, and not for the lower debasing intent of gaining filthy lucre. Any players caught gambling will be suspended from church ball for life, and shall never be considered for the Hall of Fame.
We beg of you to pardon the lack of facts in this flyer. The administrative officers of the 76th Ward Flyers were extremely swamped with recreational activities with family, friends, and foes, so the usual quality and fact finding performed by them to enhance your knowledge and enrich your overall learning experiences has been sacrificed for the main goal of flyers, which is to inform you of activities. We plead for your forgiveness, and solemnly swear to not shirk our duties in future flyers. If we do so, you may beat all of us with a paper lunch sack. Don’t laugh—paper lunch sacks are scary!!
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