BARBEQUE & BAKE OFF!!
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BARBEQUE & BAKE OFF!!
When: High Noon on Saturday, March 27th, 2004
Where: 500 N. 500 W. in Provo
What: Competition of cooking skills to be held in three main categories: 1) Main Course 2) Side Dishes 3) Desserts $40 in prizes to be handed out for the winners. Various outdoor sports will also be participated in.
This lovely activity has been very long in the making, and very highly anticipated. Some people have even been preparing their whole lives for it. I know I have. I’ve been trying for 26 years to learn how to make Top Ramen correctly, and luckily in college life we get much time to practice. I think I’ve finally got it down, so much that I might even enter it into the contest under ‘main courses’.
Personally I think this will be a chance for Men to throw off the terrible shackle of the stereotype we’ve been given. You know what I mean—in all the comic strips and TV shows out there they show men burning breakfast. Men are left by themselves alone from their wives, and the kids end up going out to dinner every single night of the week. Or the dinner they’ve prepared is nothing but frozen waffles, cans of green beans, and some soup! Men, are you with me on this one? I’m sick and tired of this terrible social stigma that has been thrust on us for the sake of getting a few cheap laughs. Let’s show this world that we can cook by winning this contest!!
Ladies, I know that you’re grinning inside right now because you’re saying, “Yes, the men are stereotyped against in this case because it’s TRUE!!’ If that’s what you’re saying, and you truly believe it, bake your little hearts out and come to the contest ready and willing to destroy the men. I know this is supposed to be an impartial contest, the judges told me that it wasn’t gender oriented at all and that I shouldn’t pander to the baser instincts of society, but I say, let’s make this bake off more than just a bake off for the ward, let’s make it a bakeoff for the world!! More than just money is at stake here. Let this contest determine once and for all whether Men or Women are the better cooks. Genders—UNITE!!
When: High Noon on Saturday, March 27th, 2004
Where: 500 N. 500 W. in Provo
What: Competition of cooking skills to be held in three main categories: 1) Main Course 2) Side Dishes 3) Desserts $40 in prizes to be handed out for the winners. Various outdoor sports will also be participated in.
This lovely activity has been very long in the making, and very highly anticipated. Some people have even been preparing their whole lives for it. I know I have. I’ve been trying for 26 years to learn how to make Top Ramen correctly, and luckily in college life we get much time to practice. I think I’ve finally got it down, so much that I might even enter it into the contest under ‘main courses’.
Personally I think this will be a chance for Men to throw off the terrible shackle of the stereotype we’ve been given. You know what I mean—in all the comic strips and TV shows out there they show men burning breakfast. Men are left by themselves alone from their wives, and the kids end up going out to dinner every single night of the week. Or the dinner they’ve prepared is nothing but frozen waffles, cans of green beans, and some soup! Men, are you with me on this one? I’m sick and tired of this terrible social stigma that has been thrust on us for the sake of getting a few cheap laughs. Let’s show this world that we can cook by winning this contest!!
Ladies, I know that you’re grinning inside right now because you’re saying, “Yes, the men are stereotyped against in this case because it’s TRUE!!’ If that’s what you’re saying, and you truly believe it, bake your little hearts out and come to the contest ready and willing to destroy the men. I know this is supposed to be an impartial contest, the judges told me that it wasn’t gender oriented at all and that I shouldn’t pander to the baser instincts of society, but I say, let’s make this bake off more than just a bake off for the ward, let’s make it a bakeoff for the world!! More than just money is at stake here. Let this contest determine once and for all whether Men or Women are the better cooks. Genders—UNITE!!
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