76th WARD TALENT SHOW
My one and only talent show flyer. After this one our ward started having only 'untalent' shows. We decided they were more fun than real talent shows :)
76th WARD TALENT SHOW
Where: Room 151 Tanner Building
When: 7:00 p.m. Friday April the 2nd
What: One Set of Refreshments To Be Brought Per Apartment
How: Call Paul in #46 to let him know you’re performing. If he’s not there, leave a message. Or if you go over to visit, leave a note on the white board.
Come one come all to the Amazing Fantastic Stupendous Magnificent 76th Ward Talent show. Talents of all kinds will be showcased. Unfortunately the lovely Molly Garfield will not be available to perform her world-renowned Elvis Impressions, and even though the rest of the talents in the ward pale in comparison, this show will still be absolutely smashing. Acts that have never been seen before nor will they ever be seen again shall be performed. I have no idea who or what is going to be shown, but all I know is that it will be good, darn it. One rumor I have heard is that there will be real unicorns and dragons, and also a strong man who can tear the Oxford English Dictionary in half with his bare hands. They are also currently working on a way to have a real live human being set on fire and dancing around throughout all of the other acts. There’s no chance of getting bored with the list of talents we have lined up. Trust me. I’ve seen the list – it would even impress Donald Trump.
One thing for certain is that there will be no lack of funny skits of one sort or another. If there’s one talent that abounds amongst those of the LDS culture, it’s the ability to perform funny skits to amuse others. At least in this ward we won’t have to worry about poor little kids forgetting lines for the skits and feeling embarrassed for doing so. I sympathize greatly with these kids. I was in skits for 7 consecutive years from age 9 to 15, and each time I forgot the one line I was supposed to say, “Hi! How are you?” Every time I got all the words in but screwed up the order by saying things like “How hi are you?” Finally my family banned me from performing skits. I’m sure that all the skits will be up to par this year, and everyone will remember their lines however. “How do I know this?” you ask. “Simple,” I respond. “I refused to participate in any skits.” Thus with all of the above talents and skits lined up, you’re sure to have fun. If you don’t have fun, you must be insane. Or maybe you must be sane? Whichever one you are, come to the talent show and you’re guaranteed to have a ball or double your money back. You can’t lose!!
Where: Room 151 Tanner Building
When: 7:00 p.m. Friday April the 2nd
What: One Set of Refreshments To Be Brought Per Apartment
How: Call Paul in #46 to let him know you’re performing. If he’s not there, leave a message. Or if you go over to visit, leave a note on the white board.
Come one come all to the Amazing Fantastic Stupendous Magnificent 76th Ward Talent show. Talents of all kinds will be showcased. Unfortunately the lovely Molly Garfield will not be available to perform her world-renowned Elvis Impressions, and even though the rest of the talents in the ward pale in comparison, this show will still be absolutely smashing. Acts that have never been seen before nor will they ever be seen again shall be performed. I have no idea who or what is going to be shown, but all I know is that it will be good, darn it. One rumor I have heard is that there will be real unicorns and dragons, and also a strong man who can tear the Oxford English Dictionary in half with his bare hands. They are also currently working on a way to have a real live human being set on fire and dancing around throughout all of the other acts. There’s no chance of getting bored with the list of talents we have lined up. Trust me. I’ve seen the list – it would even impress Donald Trump.
One thing for certain is that there will be no lack of funny skits of one sort or another. If there’s one talent that abounds amongst those of the LDS culture, it’s the ability to perform funny skits to amuse others. At least in this ward we won’t have to worry about poor little kids forgetting lines for the skits and feeling embarrassed for doing so. I sympathize greatly with these kids. I was in skits for 7 consecutive years from age 9 to 15, and each time I forgot the one line I was supposed to say, “Hi! How are you?” Every time I got all the words in but screwed up the order by saying things like “How hi are you?” Finally my family banned me from performing skits. I’m sure that all the skits will be up to par this year, and everyone will remember their lines however. “How do I know this?” you ask. “Simple,” I respond. “I refused to participate in any skits.” Thus with all of the above talents and skits lined up, you’re sure to have fun. If you don’t have fun, you must be insane. Or maybe you must be sane? Whichever one you are, come to the talent show and you’re guaranteed to have a ball or double your money back. You can’t lose!!
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